Anna Moseley inspired this blog. Everyone must comment back with their most embarrassing moment and we will all relish in each other's crazy stories.
Here is mine:
So I was 7 to 8 months pregnant and fairly big. I was just wasting time wandering the department stores after Christmas looking at all the discounted junk that we all seem to need in early December when I saw a massage chair. My pregnant body was all for a massage in any form so I waddled over and decided to give it a go. It was one of those portable chairs with just a back and arm rests that would sit against your wall on the floor. After I finally get it set up and get me on the floor to use it, I turn it on and it is fabulous. I'm loving this chair. I lean back, relax and close my eyes to enjoy a free post-holiday massage but suddenly realize I had relaxed a bit too much! Yes, that's right, I peed my pants! Just a small, small bit, but enough for me to take my sweatshirt off and tie it around my waist. OMG, I was so embarrassed. I immediately got up, pushed the chair in the corner, squirted all my purse-size purell on the floor and then lied to a nearby cashier that I "spilled" my purell and it needed to be mopped up. I don't think I went back into the store until after Elliot was born and I no longer had him squeezing my bladder. I was SO embarrassed!
Okay everyone... I told you mine... you tell me yours! Spill the beans!
2022
1 year ago
4 comments:
Ha ha ha!!!! That is awesome! I can't think of one right now...I will have to ask my sisters. One of them will remind me of a good one:) That IS what family is for, right?
Oh Pearcia!! Thats halarious!!! Oh man, I know I have one....lets see...well, one that was pretty mortifying at the time..
Sean and I were just married and had gone down to visit his parents..We were sleeping on an air mattress in the family room at his parents' house. I always sleep in pajama pants and tank top. So i woke up to his dad coming out and opening up all the blinds, but what I didn't realize was that during the night my boob had popped out of my tank and was hanging out totally exposed! So I said good morning to him and then looked down and there I was! I about died!!!
That's a good one Pearcia! I don't think that I would have even been that creative to "spill" the Purell--way to think on your feet! Well whoever bought that chair will never have to know. :)
Wow Pearcia! That is definitely embarrassing!!! What a creative solution to the problem! Who knew that Purell had so many uses?! :)
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